Wouldn’t it?

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Ultron was played by the bear from Ted?

In the third act, Ultron gets stoned and farts.

Even better…what if someone reported it as news?

Through the Jumpgate #029

HEROES! BATTERIES! RAVEN DIDN’T SEE DARK KNIGHT RISES!

After another break we ring in September with a new episode discussing the television series HEROES, created by Tim Kring.  The good, the bad, and the what the hell was wrong with them!  We subtly indicate that we wouldn’t mind joining the Smodcast Network.  We talk more about what movie producers should do if they want to get comic book movies right.  We say good things about Stephen Tobolowsky and his podcast.  We forget Jennifer Lawrence’s name.  We recommend the Now Playing series of podcasts.  And after the close, we make nachos, and give you bloopers.

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A short story by Terry Bisson entitled MEAT, performed by Scott and Raven.

See more of Terry Bisson’s work here.

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DARK KNIGHT RISES with DR. RACHEL!  We saw the movie last week, and now we talk about it a little.  Think of it as an appetizer for a full episode about the film coming as soon as we can make it.

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We discuss the Aurora Theater Shooting, guns, gun safety, as well as how and why events unfolded the way they did.

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Through the Jumpgate #027

GALACTICA! CONVENTIONS! FRAK! SO SAY WE ALL!

This episode, we discuss Battlestar Galactica, the Sci-Fi Channel Original Series.  Kosh finally watched it all, and now we’re discussing it top to bottom.

We also talk about C2E2 and other conventions, plus Geek Love.

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Through the Jumpgate #026

BATTLE SCHOOL! BUGGERS! TANGENTS!

Dr. Rachel Joins us in the Terminal once again as we discuss Orson Scott Card’s classic science fiction novel, Ender’s Game.

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CRYSTAL SKULLS! KIDS AS CHEMISTRY! MEAT!

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We are back after a startlingly short amount of time with part two of our two-part battle royale between science fiction and science fact.  “Doctor Rachel” returns with more smart-people talk that Kosh doesn’t understand, and Raven probably says inappropriate things at some point.  Also, Kosh references Empty Nest, for all you fans of Golden Girls spin-offs.

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Through the Jumpgate #024 Gravity Well

Today we introduce a new feature of the show.  Since we ALWAYS continue talking about stuff after we stop recording, we decided, basically, to NOT stop recording right away.  The Gravity Well is an uncut, unedited after-show where things we didn’t get around to in the main show will be talked about.

This time we discuss Orson Scott Card, Adolf Hitler, and I think we talk breakfast cereal too.

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